Lite or Light?

Has there ever been a bigger fraud in the Oval Office than Barack Hussein Obama?

Or, has there ever been a more manipulative politician?

It really is hard to tell but there is a third possibility.

The man is evil. That is not a word I use lightly but more and more it comes into my mind. If I were Christian, I think I’d be wearing garlic instead of eating it. But all I can do is to work for the downfall of his administration and that of his party starting in 2010. And I am.

Earlier this week, presumably after another Kobe beef party or a midnight basketball game with his buds, one of the attendees must have reminded him that he was the Commander-in Chief. As he wiped the sweat from his brow, he remembered a couple of things.

First was the towel he had just used could be an item in the auction to build the Obama Memorial. Assuming that all the Mount Rushmore real estate was taken, or there wasn’t enough rock to handle the ears, then the next best thing would have to be a statue of the Great Leader seemingly walking on the water of the Reflecting Pool. I’m sure that Disney or George Lucas could handle it.

Secondly, and a long way secondly, he remembered that there were eighteen caskets due to arrive at the Air Base in Dover, Delaware and he was awake anyway and Michelle was away and the kids were asleep guarded by the Secret Service with nannies just waiting for the first whimper from a first daughter. So why not?

Now sometimes, Obama can make decisions very quickly but only when it’s about him. As a result and as quick as a flash, he woke his Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs and told him of the plan. Duly the White House corps was summoned to attend a photo op to end ‘em all.

The plan was that Obama would be at Dover Air Force Base to help bring home fallen heroes. Even the weather cooperated as the rain fell on the jacket shoulders of the Great Leader under the lights. The C-17 pulled up to the hangar and it all looked good. Then came the bad news!

Only 1 family out of 18 wanted anything to do with Obama. So guess which family was interviewed and photographed?

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.